What is it about men?

I am a man, attracted to men. I am not gay. I just like men.

What is it about men?? I can’t put my finger on it, there’s a certain “Je ne sais Quoi” that makes me prefer their company, perhaps it’s because they’re similar to I, or perhaps it’s because for the most part they’re just better… more truthful, more honest, even the politicians! “Behind every powerful man, there’s an even more powerful woman” right?! Therefore it must be the bitch behind him, the devil on his shoulder, who is feeding him the lies and deceitful lines.

On the other hand maybe it’s something more personal, perhaps it’s because I went to an all boys school. But nah, I doubt it. Although I was in a single sex secondary school I still spent a lot of time socialising with females mostly in their bedrooms and parks. Furthermore most of my siblings are female and older than I, so I still spent a fair amount of time around women.  In my defence I am not “-ist”, neither traditionalist nor chauvinist nor sexist. However I suppose you could say I’m prejudiced. Experience has taught me that women possess an incessant ability to “go the extra mile” all the time. Some may like or admire such a trait but its not to my taste, especially in conversations, they tend to be extra boring and extra long, in fact, so long that we just go round in a circle. Twice.

I’m more metro than lad, so I do have a fair few female friends, about 70% of my phonebook is female, they’re just not my closest friends.

DearFutureWife, if you don’t like my male friends much then…

Caesar

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