I am actually the shit. Yes I fucking said it!

Sorry to start this with such vulgar language, but it probably got your damn attention! Because that’s the thing, that’s why I’ve graduated and you’re still trying to find the key to getting that degree while I’m out here with the PHD (and if you know the Kanye lyric, then I’m talking about the 2nd type of PHD too)!

You see, this ain’t no uni degree, this is more of a sudden realisation that I am actually great. Simple concept to understand really. I think there are certain songs that were made for people like me. To name a few:

Usher – Nice & Slow
Drake – Successful
Van Hunt – You’re love (is the Greatest Drug)
Mark Morrison – Return of the Mack
Rick Ross – This is the Life ft. Trey Songz
Kano – Nite Nite
Kanye West – The Glory, Champion
R. Kelly – Bump & Grind
Jazmine Sullivan – I Need You
Beyonce – Ego, Dangerously in Love 2, Crazy in Love
50 Cent – I Get Money
Soulja Boy – Turn My Swag On

(Please note that all the songs sung by women are about how women feel about me.)

You should be noticing a pattern with these songs. Firstly, that they’re all sick tracks. Secondly, they basically express the fact that I know I’m a G (at some stage, I am going to write the soundtrack to my life so you guys understand why I’m the way I am!). Give those songs to a women and tell her those lyrics encapsulate a man and she’ll be begging you to tell her where to locate him! I believe I have no flaws. Actually, that’s a lie, if I believed that I wouldn’t be continuously trying to better myself to stay mentally ahead of the game! I’d say that my biggest flaw is that I really need to ‘turn my swag on’ 100% of the time, but sometimes I’m just lazy! Still, progress doesn’t occur over night (even for the biggest of us Gs) but if I know and actively acknowledge what needs to be done, this shouldn’t take too long! Holla in a month and you’ll see differences.

I actually started to doubt myself at one stage because I let ONE girl turn me into a defender (to understand this term read: Football tactics and women !!!) for 6 MONTHS, I’m even embarrassed just thinking about it. But I bounced back from it harder than ever and it’s helped me develop what I got now! But now she’s clearly ‘on it’ yet I wouldn’t give her the time of day; I’m too good for her!

Anyway, went off on a massive tangent there but needed to be done to give this article more context. Just woke up from a night out with the boys which, in a word, was DOPE! Had quite a bit to drink but still stayed well within my sense; I’m not the kind to get drunk. Observed quite a lot of things, including the girl that couldn’t take her eyes off me. But also observed how quite a few guys just haven’t graduated.

Why are guys still pulling girls over rather than respectfully ‘chatting them up’? Faaaam, you got no game! Obviously at some stage I put the girl who kept looking at me out of her misery and asked her to dance with me. And she said yes. Because I understand women! There was no doubt in my mind that she would say yes because if you doubt yourself, so will she. Very rarely do I get it wrong and when I do its because I’ve gone in like a headless chicken!

I think I’m actually going to end this abruptly because I don’t feel like I need to be educating you guys, go make your own mistakes on your way to the top like me and develop your own to graduate! In short, I have graduated. I understand women, I understand life, I understand how to get to the stop, when to stop. I understand that if you lack confidence, you should go home because those with it will leave you looking silly. I understand how to get attention from anyone and I don’t have to stand in the middle of the scene to do it! I could probably go to the toilet and people in the club would know I’m about!

I could probably get mistaken for being just ‘any guy’ by other guys but that’s the beauty of it, I don’t need them to know I’m better than them, my concern is that the ladies need to know!

For those of you who don’t understand where I’ve graduated from, I have graduated from Flight School, that’s why I’m just too fly – good day!

E.T. (Expressionable Thought)

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