Last night I was high. I mean I was in the clouds, away with the fairies, shooting bows with cupid and slapping the bass. It was awesome, and I have to admit that even for me I did some pretty cool things. Thus without further a do I present to you 7 things to do while high, with a slight difference Ima give it to you in reverse.

7)GET HIGHER

Fact: You’re never too high, because if you were, you’d be asleep. inhale…take it in….hold it… slowly exhale…pfwwwhhhoo (O_O) you are officially uber stoned, and can now begin going through the list.

6)  EAT

food and weed are like bread and butter, they go hand in hand. The munchies aren’t always guaranteed but eating is a surreal experience it’s like you can eat and eat and eat and not get full. and the funny thing is you’re not even hungry

5) ZARDOZ

what’s Zardoz I hear you ask? LMAO, give me a second…Zardoz is the best worst film ever. I don’t want to spoil it for you, but it’s a 1974 film feat Sean Connery, I don’t recommend you watch the whole film, but I recommend that next time you’re high, and only when you’re high. You come back to this page and watch the trailer embedded below.

enjoy:

4) SWAY

This is one of those things that once you start doing, you just can’t stop. It’s addictive. Due to your heightened state your muscles relax and once you get in a rhythm its all over, I dear you to try and stop. You’ll be there for ages.

3) JAM

This is meant in both senses of the word

i) weed is best enjoyed when with friends, whether male or female, beauty or geek you will have the most amazing experiences, crack the funniest jokes and as well as being the most relaxed you’ve ever been.  something to do: Try telling a joke or funny story without smiling/laughing

ii) whether you play a guitar, harmonica, bass or the spoons. Make some music. It will sound dope, which is probably coz you’ve taken dope but nonetheless jamming while high is an experience not to miss. Film your session and watch it in the morning. If it’s any good send it in to us.

2) SEX

for a lot of guys getting high can lead to incredible erectile activity. For some you have a constant semi yearning to be stimulated further, for others they get a constant boner which just doesn’t go down. Next time you’re high look out for these, provides endless fun watching guys trying to control their erections. Apart from this fact, others get horny. Like really really horny, every touch movement or stroke from the opposite sex is imagined to be 1000x as erotic. Some of the best sex you will have in your life is high sex.

1) In top position. Drum role please. Badadadadadadah…  …  … SHIT.

It’s better than sex. Jump on the toilet seat and allow the impurities in your system to come out. I’m sure you need no further instruction. I’m quite the linguist, but even I can’t find the words to describe this experience. It makes every day shits seem shit. Long live Marijuana.

If you’ve got any additions or don’t agree with our order let us know. Share the knowledge.

MOM

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