On our little planet you would assume that the people in a position of any sort of power would use it wisely and that these people would be the smartest, strongest, best people for that position. This edition of 7@7 shows that not everyone with a bit of power deserves it.

Boris Johnson.

Mayor of the greatest city in the world….Really? This guy is such a high concentration of the middle/upper classes I’m surprised he doesn’t get his butler to run London for him! How he got to be mayor of the big LDN? I don’t know how long he’s going to be mayor?  I don’t know. The next time he’s going to say something racist? I just don’t know!

George W. Bush.

What can be said about George Walker Bush that hasn’t already been said? Not much so Georgie boy, here’s to you. C U Next Tuesday.

Bono.

Before I go into one, let me just say I am a massive U2 fan and have been since The Joshua Tree album but Bono man… You’ve gone too far! Bono’s power lies in the fact that he can command so much TV time, constantly telling us how we need to save something which is fair enough the world does need help but since he’s a lot richer than all of us couldn’t he help the world a lot more than we can? P.S. take off them shades as well, it’s not that sunny where you live you’re Irish!

Bernie Madoff.

This is the dude who stole all that money. $65 billion to be exact. The former NASDAQ chairman simply told people hey man, I’m good with money I’ll look after your money for you! and then kind of ran away with it. I mean what do people expect? His name is Madoff sounds a lot like Made Off i.e. made off with your money! Madoff was sentenced to a maximum of 150 years imprisonment. That’ll teach him.

Claude Anelka.

French football agent and brother of footballer Nickolas Anelka, Claude offered teams £300,000 to let him manage them. In 2004 the plan paid off well, paid out and he became manager to Scottish side Raith Rovers. After eight games he resigned as manager mainly because he was rubbish scoring one draw and seven losses. Nice.

Silvio Berlusconi.

Yep Italy’s flamboyant prime minister makes the list, mainly because he has more blunders than our PM G Brizzle (Gordon Brown) and our mayor of London BJ (Boris Johnson) put together.  After the 2009 L’Aquila earthquake he told the Italian people who had been left homeless that they should enjoy their experience as a camping holiday. Not to mention the amount of times he has referred to President Obama’s skin as “tanned”, to conclude Ronald McDonald could do a better job as Italy’s PM.

Noel Edmunds.

Not so much power but viewers with this guy. Well maybe power, the power to make the elderly, mums, the unemployed and the curious watch him on Deal or no deal. This is a show that needs to f*** off, seriously how long are the people of the world going to keep watching a game show where you need no skill nor any type of remote talent to play or win. It’s ridiculous, a show where people point at random boxes and then moan when they don’t get the one they want!

After that list I’m pretty fired up so I’m going for a lie down,

Da Vinci

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